At some point, every DM has to stop and ask where all that stuff is being kept. Fighters are probably the biggest offenders. I mean, who doesn't want to keep a whole armory of weapons on them? "That dead Orc had a glaive! I want it!!!" "Um, you already have…
Necromancers: are they really just the original recycling enthusiasts? I suppose necromancer can be good, but like the meme says, it's creepy either way. There is just no way around the fact that stinking, rotting corpses are gross and they used to be someone's relative or loved ones.
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Next time, maybe don't eat all the snacks...
Some people have pointed out the kid doing a backstab and claim he's a rogue not a barbarian, but I think a lot of barbarians would have no problem attacking from behind. Mostly though, you go girl! Nice kick! :)
Hit points are a pretty common topic in our gaming group. It still the best mechanic available, but sometimes it just doesn't make sense. :)