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At some point, every DM has to stop and ask where all that stuff is being kept. Fighters are probably the biggest offenders. I mean, who doesn’t want to keep a whole armory of weapons on them?

“That dead Orc had a glaive! I want it!!!”

“Um, you already have a long sword, warhammer, pick, pike, pernach, and maul, plus a crossbow, spear, 7 daggers, and 10 shuriken, not to mention arrows, bolts, food, water, wine, ale, 50′ feet of rope, a ten foot pole, 3 different cloaks, smithing supplies and a fricking pteranodon egg!”

“So? I have a strength of 18. C’mon, man…”

Also, I should mention, that scene is Labyrinth really freaked me out the first time I saw it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOWRWG5_nAQ

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